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Why I Carry a Gun
I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world
can be a scary place.
I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real
threats in the world.
I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long
enough to see the evil in the world.
I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I
understand the limitations of government.
I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to
spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.
I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I
want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere
tomorrow afternoon.
I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and
go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.
I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know
how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed
and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and
the people who make it meaningful to me.